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Friday, August 26, 2005

Soma, Chapter 2.

Chapter 2, V is the sexiest letter.

CUT TO: A hospital. A gleaming white room. Futuristic medical technology is everywhere. A WOMAN is GIVING BIRTH in the center. We can tell she's a poorer woman. Holograms are projecting an open sky everywhere. She's in the MIDDLE OF A FIELD.

DOCTOR
One last push, Mrs. White!

SFX: Crack.
The sky starts to SHATTER in a rectangle. We can see MOVEMENT through this shattered rectangle. Something's COMING TOWARD THE WINDOW. A S.W.A.T. team member RAPPELS through the window.

Sfx: CRASH!

The S.W.A.T. team member CLOCKS HIS GUN at the doctor, the women, and the women's vagina, varying all three.

S.W.A.T.
Freeze, motherfuckers!

DOCTOR
What is going on?

A DOOR is KICKED IN. More S.W.A.T. GUYS RUSH IN.

From offscreen:

FEMALE VOICE
Shit, he's not out yet. Give them 5.

The S.W.A.T. Team members LEAVE THE ROOM, their guns still TRAINED.

A HOSPITAL HALLWAY. It's quiet, but the same SWAT guys still have their guns trained on a door. All the MEDICAL STAFF are FROZEN. Out of the door, on a gurney, comes THE MOTHER with A BABY. The baby is SUCKLING at his mother's nipple.

S.W.A.T.
Freeze, don't move, don't move!

MOTHER
What's wrong, man? He's just a baby.

The same female voice.

FEMALE VOICE
Maybe baby. Or maybe that's the cloned child of your boyfriend, Mishima Himmler, head hitman for the Axis Boyz. Maybe we've fucked up horribly.

Cut to: The female. She's wearing a black business suit, black tie, black dress pants, white shirt, and a twenty's bob with red hair. She's thin, aging, and doesn't bother wearing lip stick. She's reminiscent of Miranda Zero from Global Frequency.

FEMALE
But somehow, I doubt that.

The BLACK SUITED FEMALE LIGHTS a CIGARETTE.

FEMALE
Did he tell you he loved you, Mrs. Jones?

The black suited female EXHALES.

FEMALE
Because that's what he told his other girlfriend, two hospitals over.

The mother looks at the baby.

MOTHER
He said he loved me, and he wouldn't do it.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Take a closer look at your boy.

She takes a closer look.

MOTHER
Mishima?

BABY
Aw crap.

The baby brings a SCALPEL to his mother's neck.

BABY
Okay, I'm trying to be fucking cool about this, so let's all be cool, all right?

SWAT
Shit

SWAT 1
Where'd he get the

SWAT 2
The bastard

SWAT 3
From the surgeon, used it to cut his umb cord

SWAT 4
Keep your guns pointed

SWAT 5
Fuckfuckfuck

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
I'm cool as school, Mishima.

MISHIMA
Fucking rights. Now, we're gonna wheel me out, then we're gonna drive, NO COPS, then I'm gonna suck some titties until I'm 2.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
One thing, though.

Close up on Mishima, now sweating.

MISHIMA
What, you fucking bitch pig?

Mishima is getting out her gun.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Newborns are notoriously weak.

Mishima drops the scalpel out of his weak baby hands.

MISHIMA
Oh shit!

Mishima jumps, and starts weakly jogging away.

We can only see the Black Suited Female. She pulls out a gun.

FADE TO BLACK

SFX: Bang.

FADE BACK

She's walking away from the other S.W.A.T. guys. One SWAT guy approaches her.

SWAT
That was pretty hardcore, dropping him, even though he was just a baby.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
An EVIL baby.

She yawns.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Besides, we've got his other babyclone in custody. Don't want two of the little bastards running around.

Black suited female APPROACHES THE MOTHER.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Got a smoke?

MOTHER
Fuck you. You killed my cloned boy. You bitch.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Okay, just asking.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE talks to the SWAT guy.

MOTHER
You? Smoke?

SWAT 4
Nah. Not allowed. Only Seebis members like you can smoke.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Dang. Oh, hold her on harboring a fugitive.

SWAT 3
Good work, Ms. V.

BLACK SUITED FEMALE
Mr. V, actually.

She walks offscreen, while MOTHER is CURSING.

FADE OUT

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