Jaleel White Adventures, Part 1.
Do you know who Sonic is?
He's this video game character, you've probably played one or two of his video games. Great character. Hollow, stereotyped, but great, simple...
He's youthful, libido unleashed. He runs fast, fights an evil doctor, and fucks a squirrel.
But a hot squirrel. An anthromorphizied squirrel.
He never thinks, just runs fast, and fights off everything that comes towards him by just running faster. He runs, and no one ever catches him. No one. Just adventures, forever. I voiced him on the series - I'm the go too guy for that. There's been a comic and a tv series.
I had another tv series once. I thought it would be my big break.
Ha. No one ever gets out of sitcom. Rob Reiners the exception, but don't think that some smart ass he meets...every day...calls him meathead.
Sitcoms are death. Death, for you watching it, and death, for those on it. Unless they're already established. And even then, they usually die afterwards.
My name's Jaleel White, and I played Steve Urkel for 10 years. It's over now.
Steve Urkel killed me, castrated me, and burned those glasses on my face and "Did I do that?" on to my soul.
I'd think it was a tragedy, if it wasn't my own.
(More adventures coming later!)
He's this video game character, you've probably played one or two of his video games. Great character. Hollow, stereotyped, but great, simple...
He's youthful, libido unleashed. He runs fast, fights an evil doctor, and fucks a squirrel.
But a hot squirrel. An anthromorphizied squirrel.
He never thinks, just runs fast, and fights off everything that comes towards him by just running faster. He runs, and no one ever catches him. No one. Just adventures, forever. I voiced him on the series - I'm the go too guy for that. There's been a comic and a tv series.
I had another tv series once. I thought it would be my big break.
Ha. No one ever gets out of sitcom. Rob Reiners the exception, but don't think that some smart ass he meets...every day...calls him meathead.
Sitcoms are death. Death, for you watching it, and death, for those on it. Unless they're already established. And even then, they usually die afterwards.
My name's Jaleel White, and I played Steve Urkel for 10 years. It's over now.
Steve Urkel killed me, castrated me, and burned those glasses on my face and "Did I do that?" on to my soul.
I'd think it was a tragedy, if it wasn't my own.
(More adventures coming later!)
posted by Marshall McMahon @ 9:43 PM
1 Comments:
At 6:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
I love Jaleel! He'd probably be happy to know that i love him for him and not just Steve Urkel. Of course, who doesnt like that nerd? anywayz, i think it was strong of him to stick it out all those years playin him. He's a true sexy man in my eyes and probably to many others. Go Jaleel! Love ya baby!
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