Testimony Excerpts, Part 1.
These are excepts from The Testimony: Life in the Town, by James Davis. Released in 1977 under WRS Publishing, it features what Ezekiel Soul, Mennonite cowboy, and James Davis, a Federal agent, witnessed in the Town Which Cannot Be Named, located in Nevada, and their various uses of excessive force to keep the peace.
[P.S. From the author of a website - it's a fake book, in case you're stupid. But don't worry! It exists in the greatest nation of all - Imagination! Ha.]
March 19th, 1975.
The most hated group in all America came to The Town yesterday. The National Socialist Satanists.
It's charismatic founder, an ex-Nazi War criminal who met up with Anton LaVey in the early 60s, is Otto Konigsturm. He's a moderate element in the group. He recently called for all Jewish babies to be registered, instead of summarily executed.
The Propaganda Priest, Mark Mann, who believes himself to be the re-incarnation of Goebbels, never leaves home without his shirt combining the swastika and the pentagram. He has the symbol tattooed on his chest.
The philosophical underpinnings of the Satanic Nazis are somewhat simple. It's your basic nihilistic atheism - everything's useless, we're all going to end up as dirt, blah blah. However, it's a twist. They say the only way to make sense of a meaningless cosmos is to impose fascism, the truest form of which came during Germany in World War II.
Of course, this wouldn't attract most people, but they say sex is meaningless and free to all, and like I said, Otto Konigsturm is charismatic, especially with women. Poor hippie women who got bored with sermons.
"Do what thou wilt shall be the law" kind of deal. Not much mysticism to it. Basically, they just watch Triumph of the Will - their "Greatest Story Ever Told." They believed that the Nazis basically unleashed something primevil within mankind with what they did. The Nuremburg Rally was supposedly the Nexus point for some kind of cosmic/Jungian gobbedly gook. The soldier within the Jungian landscape. They're hoping to re-create that in the desert, and summon Hitler, who'll come back as the Antichrist or something.
They were just setting up shop, buying out the Legion of Christ Church [Editor's note: Earlier in the book, St. Barthomolew's Church is explained to be a Church that was abandoned after an elite team of exorcists failed to get out the 666 various demons inhabiting the place. The especially brave kids dare each other to enter on Halloween.]
Anyway, as a kind of house warming thing, they captured a bunch of kittens. Pleasant bunch, like I said. We learned about this, and went to work.
So we went up, kicked some asses - the robes made it hard for them to fight, thankfully. Then, just to make sure they weren't going to cause any more trouble, we dismantled their philosophy.
I noted that Nazism was pretty much made up as the Nazis went along, and that Hitler did it to blame his own failures in leadership.
Zeke noted that worshipping the dark forces probably wasn't going to help you out anyway, and that if you really wanted to serve Satan, you'd probably just do whatever you felt like. You're the God in Satanism, and the state's the God in Nazism. And then he whipped out the Bible verse: "You cannot serve two masters."
Course, that was about money and God, and not God and early 20th century fascism, but it worked out anyway, I think.
So they all left. Most of them just ended up becoming hippies/burnouts - a few went back to Satanism proper. Although, I hear that as a result of the schism, Anton LaVey had them all castrated. Nice guy, too.
Mark Mann's still at the Legion of Christ Church. He never really gave up on National Socialist Satanism, and he or one of the 666 demons possessing him will tell you all about it if you ask him. But if you get the demons, you might have to listen especially closely, because most of its grunting and every fifth word is "kill", "destroy", or some variation thereof.
As for ol' Otto? He cleaned up his act, opened up a program that tries to convert homosexuals into Christianity, and is trying to pick up the local Nevada Republican party ticket. From what I hear, he's too moderate for their tastes.
[P.S. I have problems, I admit.]
[P.S. From the author of a website - it's a fake book, in case you're stupid. But don't worry! It exists in the greatest nation of all - Imagination! Ha.]
March 19th, 1975.
The most hated group in all America came to The Town yesterday. The National Socialist Satanists.
It's charismatic founder, an ex-Nazi War criminal who met up with Anton LaVey in the early 60s, is Otto Konigsturm. He's a moderate element in the group. He recently called for all Jewish babies to be registered, instead of summarily executed.
The Propaganda Priest, Mark Mann, who believes himself to be the re-incarnation of Goebbels, never leaves home without his shirt combining the swastika and the pentagram. He has the symbol tattooed on his chest.
The philosophical underpinnings of the Satanic Nazis are somewhat simple. It's your basic nihilistic atheism - everything's useless, we're all going to end up as dirt, blah blah. However, it's a twist. They say the only way to make sense of a meaningless cosmos is to impose fascism, the truest form of which came during Germany in World War II.
Of course, this wouldn't attract most people, but they say sex is meaningless and free to all, and like I said, Otto Konigsturm is charismatic, especially with women. Poor hippie women who got bored with sermons.
"Do what thou wilt shall be the law" kind of deal. Not much mysticism to it. Basically, they just watch Triumph of the Will - their "Greatest Story Ever Told." They believed that the Nazis basically unleashed something primevil within mankind with what they did. The Nuremburg Rally was supposedly the Nexus point for some kind of cosmic/Jungian gobbedly gook. The soldier within the Jungian landscape. They're hoping to re-create that in the desert, and summon Hitler, who'll come back as the Antichrist or something.
They were just setting up shop, buying out the Legion of Christ Church [Editor's note: Earlier in the book, St. Barthomolew's Church is explained to be a Church that was abandoned after an elite team of exorcists failed to get out the 666 various demons inhabiting the place. The especially brave kids dare each other to enter on Halloween.]
Anyway, as a kind of house warming thing, they captured a bunch of kittens. Pleasant bunch, like I said. We learned about this, and went to work.
So we went up, kicked some asses - the robes made it hard for them to fight, thankfully. Then, just to make sure they weren't going to cause any more trouble, we dismantled their philosophy.
I noted that Nazism was pretty much made up as the Nazis went along, and that Hitler did it to blame his own failures in leadership.
Zeke noted that worshipping the dark forces probably wasn't going to help you out anyway, and that if you really wanted to serve Satan, you'd probably just do whatever you felt like. You're the God in Satanism, and the state's the God in Nazism. And then he whipped out the Bible verse: "You cannot serve two masters."
Course, that was about money and God, and not God and early 20th century fascism, but it worked out anyway, I think.
So they all left. Most of them just ended up becoming hippies/burnouts - a few went back to Satanism proper. Although, I hear that as a result of the schism, Anton LaVey had them all castrated. Nice guy, too.
Mark Mann's still at the Legion of Christ Church. He never really gave up on National Socialist Satanism, and he or one of the 666 demons possessing him will tell you all about it if you ask him. But if you get the demons, you might have to listen especially closely, because most of its grunting and every fifth word is "kill", "destroy", or some variation thereof.
As for ol' Otto? He cleaned up his act, opened up a program that tries to convert homosexuals into Christianity, and is trying to pick up the local Nevada Republican party ticket. From what I hear, he's too moderate for their tastes.
[P.S. I have problems, I admit.]
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